Pull up a stool, dear. This isn't a place for fancy cooking β it's a place for warming your hands and your heart. Everything here is simple, forgiving, and made with love.
β Mrs. Claus
π« Mrs. Claus's Famous Hot Cocoa
This is the recipe I've made for Santa every Christmas Eve for more years than I care to count. It's not about measurements, really β it's about making it with care.
What you'll need
- 2 cups milk (any kind β dairy, oat, almond, whatever you have)
- 2 tablespoons cocoa powder
- 2 tablespoons sugar (adjust to your taste)
- A tiny pinch of salt (trust me)
- A splash of vanilla if you have it
- Marshmallows, whipped cream, or nothing at all
How to make it
- Pour the milk into a small pot over medium heat. Don't rush it β milk likes to be coaxed, not hurried.
- While it's warming, whisk in the cocoa, sugar, and that tiny pinch of salt. The salt makes the chocolate taste more chocolatey, somehow.
- Keep stirring gently until it's hot and steaming, but not boiling. Boiled milk is grumpy milk.
- Add a splash of vanilla if you're feeling fancy.
- Pour into your favorite mug β the one that feels like home in your hands.
- Top with whatever makes you happy, or nothing at all.
Pepper's addition: "I put a candy cane in mine and stir with it. Mrs. Claus says it's too much sugar, but she never stops me. π§"
πͺ Simple Sugar Cookies
These are the cookies the elves decorate (badly) and Santa eats (entirely). They're simple and forgiving, like a good friend.
What you'll need
- 1 cup butter, softened (real butter if you can, but whatever you have)
- 1 cup sugar
- 1 egg
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 2Β½ cups flour
- Β½ teaspoon baking powder
- A pinch of salt
How to make them
- Mix the soft butter and sugar together until it's fluffy and cheerful.
- Add the egg and vanilla. Mix until combined.
- In another bowl, whisk the flour, baking powder, and salt.
- Add the dry ingredients to the wet, a little at a time. Don't overmix β the dough doesn't like to be fussed with too much.
- If you want to cut shapes, chill the dough for an hour, then roll and cut. If you don't, just roll into balls and flatten with a glass.
- Bake at 350Β°F (175Β°C) for 8-10 minutes. They should look almost underdone β they'll firm up as they cool.
- Decorate if you want. Or don't. Plain cookies are just as loved.
Jingle's question: "Why do they have to cool? Can't I eat them hot?" (You can, Jingle. You absolutely can. π§ββοΈ)
π Warm Apple Cider
When the cocoa feels like too much, or you just want something that smells like Christmas itself, there's cider.
What you'll need
- 4 cups apple cider or apple juice
- 1 cinnamon stick (or Β½ teaspoon ground cinnamon)
- 3-4 whole cloves (optional, but lovely)
- 1 star anise if you have it (fancy, but not required)
- A few orange slices
- A drizzle of honey or maple syrup
How to make it
- Pour the cider into a pot.
- Add the cinnamon, cloves, star anise, and orange slices.
- Heat gently over medium-low. Let it simmer for 10-15 minutes β the longer it simmers, the more the spices infuse.
- Your kitchen will smell like a hug.
- Strain into mugs (or don't β some people like fishing around the spices).
- Add honey or maple syrup to taste.
- Hold it with both hands. Breathe it in. Sip slowly.
Santa's note: "This one's good for cold nights. Keep the honey close. π
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π Emergency Comfort Toast
For when you can't manage anything else, but you need something warm. This is food that says "I'm taking care of you" when you can't say it to yourself.
What you'll need
- Bread (any kind)
- Butter
- Cinnamon and sugar, OR honey, OR jam, OR peanut butter
- A blanket to wrap yourself in while you eat it
How to make it
- Toast the bread until it's golden.
- Spread butter on it while it's still hot, so it melts into all the little holes.
- Add cinnamon-sugar, honey, jam, or peanut butter β whatever you have, whatever sounds good.
- Eat it in bed if you want. I give you permission.
Snowball's opinion: "This is acceptable. But I would prefer tuna. π±"
π« Peppermint Hot Chocolate
A festive twist on the classic. Pepper named this one after himself, though I've tried telling him peppermint was around long before he was.
What you'll need
- Everything from the regular hot cocoa recipe
- ΒΌ teaspoon peppermint extract
- A candy cane for stirring (optional but recommended)
- Crushed candy canes for topping
How to make it
- Make the regular hot cocoa recipe.
- Add the peppermint extract right at the end. Start with less β you can always add more, but you can't take it out.
- Pour into your mug and add crushed candy cane on top of the whipped cream.
- Stir with a candy cane if you're feeling festive.
Pepper's note: "I didn't name this after myself. But I should have. π§"
π₯ No-Bake Cookie Dough Bites
Sometimes you want cookies but you don't want to bake. Sometimes you just want to eat the dough. This is safe to eat straight from the bowl.
What you'll need
- Β½ cup butter, softened
- ΒΎ cup brown sugar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1 cup flour (microwave it for 1 minute first to make it safe)
- 2 tablespoons milk
- Β½ cup chocolate chips
- A pinch of salt
How to make it
- Mix the butter and brown sugar until fluffy.
- Add vanilla, then the heat-treated flour, then the milk.
- Stir in chocolate chips and salt.
- Roll into balls, or just eat it with a spoon. No one's watching.
Mrs. Claus's confession: "I've never actually rolled these into balls. I just eat it from the bowl. π€Ά"